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Hedgehogs adopt a shoe brush as their mother.

Pup-pup chi, pup chi
Pup-pup chi chi, pup chi

Listen to my story, you can go no higher
I’m the evilest son in the whole empire
I can crush your throat, sink your boat
put you in the air where you float
I can make you pee when you see
what I’m gunna do to thee

In the beginning tatooine I was in a bad stupor
Now I’m the master and you’re the pupil
I will slice you, dice you, and cook rice in you
you’ll be chop suey, like Jar Jar sushi
you’ll be dead just like Jim Belushi

Look at me and you’ll see that I got a lightsaber
see it glow and you’ll know that I’m fooking Darth Vader
Not that I’m having sexual intercourse with myself
I’m trying to say that I ain’t no pixie elf
I’m the sith, and your wish is to die!

Han Solo, you know you blow
Princess Leia good to see ya, wouldn’t wanna to be ya
There’s no human I would ever avoid
I ain’t scared of no jedi or droid

There’s only one creature that makes me chuck my cookies
it’s a beast named Chewbacca, a bad-ass muthafookin wookie
he’s brown like the stain on the inside of my pants
and his hair is long and he’s strong and he smokes a little gong
but you have to give me props, it the run of the course
cause I am the dark master of the goddamn force

Peace, no!
D.Vader

*(Vader Rap is an anagram of my name)