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Under very suspicious circumstances, the World’s Oldest Person has died - again! This is the third World’s Oldest Person to have passed away in the last three weeks.

I think something suspicious is happening — someone is systematically killing the World’s Oldest People! Look out, Yone Minagama, 114, of Japan!!

You are next.

My friend Jason Gelderman, of Canada, has stolen a pet-related mishap that could come from Dave Barry’s blog, but doesn’t.

Here’s Jason with a decidedly non-snakelike creature: his wife, Grace.

For those who don’t know, the Guy Code clearly states that at any time, a guy can ask another guy to be his wingman, and the wingman must accept. BUT, and here’s the important part — the Wingman must be notified!!

That’s all I have to say.