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How to Vote: A Davebrand Guide

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

We here at Davebrand Industries take our civic responsibilities seriously. We encourage all of our employee* to pay taxes, serve jury duty, and vote.

  1. Register to vote. If you haven’t done this, it’s too late to do so for the coming November elections, but why not register now for the next voting thingee? To do so, just go to the Travis County voter site.
  2. Find your precinct. You’ll need this information to know where to vote and which ballot options are yours. To find out your precinct, try the Travis County site. My precinct is 238.
  3. Print your ballot. Now here’s where my advice differs from all of the other advice you’ll get on lesser websites. Print your ballot and go through it. Read the propositions. Check out the websites of the candidates. Then google their names with the word “scandal” and see what comes up. A well-informed voter is the best defense against tyranny. You can get the Travis county sample ballots here.
  4. Find your voting place. I recommend early voting from this list of locations… why not get it out of the way now?
  5. Vote!
  6. Wear your pride!! Take that little “I Voted” sticker and plaster it all over your happy face. I wish they had “I Voted” face painting. That would be awesome. Maybe I could get an “I Voted” tattoo…

*Yes, employee. There’s only one.

Wanna Say About Waller Creek?

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Austinites, click here to answer a survey about our beloved and largely neglected Waller Creek.

My personal recommendation? Let’s make it the first Mobius waterway.

QUIZ: Are you a Huxtable, a Seaver, or a Keaton?

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Q1. If you told your father that you wanted a job “like regular people,” would he…

  • A. Make you live above the garage with your best friend, Boner.
  • B. Use monopoly money to show that taxes go for the “regular people” first.
  • C. Wonder how Republicans are anything like “regular people.”

Q2. If your sister offered to make you a designer shirt, would you…

  • A. Freak out when she made a shirt with mismatched arm lengths.
  • B. Sell it for a profit and market it as “Alexware”.
  • C. Give it to your roommate, Boner.

Q3. If your life had theme music, it would be sung by…

  • A. Johnny Mathis.
  • B. Alan Thicke.
  • C. Boner.

Q4. If the ratings of your family started to drop, a new child would suddenly appear named…

  • A. That’s So Raven!
  • B. Andy.
  • C. Leonardo DiCaprio/Ashley Johnson/Boner.

Q5. Your best friend is named…

  • A. Cockroach.
  • B. Skippy.
  • C. Boner.

Results: 1st Annual Austin Cribbage Players’ Society Tournament of Champion!

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Cribbage CertificateCongratulations to all of the players and spectators on this beautiful afternoon at Spiderhouse. We all had a lot of fun, and I really think that you are all winners!

But in a real, more truthful way, Matt is the winner, with a great streak of games into 1st place. Larsson placed second, and I came into a close 3rd place.

We all had a great time and a lot of fun playing all four rounds of double-elimination play. Hope to see you when we play next time!

The Texas Coal Wars: How we stopped Rick Perry’s stupid coal power plants

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Fighting GoliathCoal is dirty, smelly, and just like a baby’s diaper, no one wants it in their neighborhood. The New York Times recently previewed a new film, Fighting Goliath: Texas Coal Wars, about how we, the people of Texas, fought back against dirty coal and TXU’s plan for 13 new coal-fired plants fast-tracked into place with no public input in under a bad energy law and a crooked governor.