AD ONE: [ for "Heath and Dave's House O' Bait sponsered by Heath and Dave's 
               Tree Lager" ]

MUSIC: [ Spring something or other by Mendelsohn ]

ANNOUNCER: The Piney Woods of East Texas. Two men in search of a dream
           discover the greatest untapped reserve of trees available in Texas 
           today.

HEATH: Look! We've hit paydirt!

DAVE: I know! We can make ... <beat>

H&D: TREE LAGER!!

SOUNDFX: [ Chainsaw for a few seconds ]

ANNOUNCER: [ Talking over Chainsaw ] Anyone can make wheat beer. But it takes
           Heath and Dave to make the World's Only Tree Lager. 

MUSIC: [ Cheery pop ]

DAVE: It's like a party in my mouth!

HEATH: Whoa! I can see through time!

ANNOUNCER: Heath and Dave's Tree Lager. It's the Piniest.