THE HEATH AND DAVE'S HOUSE O' BAIT SPRING 1995 CATALOG
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(brought to you by the Heath and Dave Godless Corporation)

You really want to order Heath and Dave products? Are you certain? Well,
I won't stop you. But you're a brave person.

TO ORDER: Simply mark the quantity of the item you want, send this form to 
aaron@seas.smu.edu with "I WANT MY HEATH AND DAVE" in the subject, and we'll
get back to you really soon! Promise!

QTY  PRICE ITEM
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____ $5.00  [10/17/1994] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait in 3D

____ $5.00  Heath and Dave's House O' Bait Underwater

____ $5.00  Heath and Dave's House O' Bait in Smellovision

____ $5.00  Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: Virtual Reality Edition

____ $5.00  [11/21/1994] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: The Platinum Edition

____ $5.00  [11/28/1994] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: The Birthday Edition 

____ $5.00  Heath and Dave's House O' Retro

____ $5.00  [01/21/1995] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: The Superhighway 
                         Edition

____ $5.00  [02/04/1995] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait Featuring Erin 

____ $5.00  [02/18/1995] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait Sponsored by Heath and 
                        Dave's Tree Lager

____ $5.00  [02/25/1995] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: The Bossa Nova Edition

____ $5.00  [03/04/1995] Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: Free Prize Inside! 
                        Edition

____ $5.00  [03/11/1995] Heath and Dave's House O' McBait 

____ $15.00 Heath and Dave hand-painted T-shirt.

____ $20.00 Used Heath and Dave sock.

____ $25.00 Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: The Video!

____ $125.00 Heath and Dave's House O' Bait: The Bran Flake!

____ $4.00  Have *anything* autographed by Heath and Dave. 

AND THE SPECIAL OFFER FOR A LIMITED TIME!

____ $30.00 Your own personalized show!

          That's right, Heath and Dave will play whatever you want and
          completely rename the show in your honor. All for the amazingly
          low price of 30 bucks. Good for birthdays, anniversaries, 
          wedding proposals, and bar mitzvahs. Honor someone you love!

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DISCLAIMER: All prices include shipping and handling; Shipping to US locations 
only; foreign residents need to add more; Yugo drivers subject to special 8.5% 
tax; Martians add $4 for interstellar mail; US Currency only; Residents of Guam
should write backwards; all prices subject to change and entire offer is null
and void if any legal issues possibly arrive, including any that may involve
the legality of this very statement; The Elvis and the Shoemakers; No one in 
the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful; everybody dies
frustrated and sad and that is beautiful; intuition is stronger than intellect.